I know, I feel I should have my FT membership rescinded for a period as punishment. Or that the membership ranking on here isn't done on number of posts but by J+ segments flown or similar.

One day I'm sure I'll be able to start a trip report without the words 'after my neighbour dribbled his wine-like product over me' or 'after I regained feeling in my legs'. In the mean time, I'll be down the back pedalling with the rest of the great unwashed.