The only bottle of vodka I've ever had at home I stole.

I used to work out of a coworking center in San Antonio where I shared a private office with some friends. Adjacent to our office was a common area where, one night, a reception was held for some cause or another. One of the Castro brothers was the guest of honor (Julian or Joaquin, I don't remember).

Tito's Vodka sponsored the event and provided 10 or so cases, all of which were conveniently stored in the empty office next to ours.

The dirty little secret of this facility was that every office used the exact same key, so after nobody collected them for a week we liberated a few.