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Old Apr 26, 2016 | 2:16 pm
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Originally Posted by Carl Johnson
To keep from getting scared of having my innermost secrets detected by the diligent and wise behavior detection officers, I do what I always do whenever I feel afraid:

I hold my head erect
And whistle a happy tune
So no one will suspect I'm afraid.
Ah ha, Whistling, a suspicious behavior. behavior.
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