Does this new "title" include cash and prizes?
Do I receive a minion to physically type all my witty posts?
Do I become the sovereign ruler of a particular forum or group of Moderators?
Am I entitled to throw temper tantrums at Gate Staff of airlines I am not flying?
Do I receive a luggage tag so the DYKWIA types, flying coach/economy, KNOW who I am?
Is there a secret password or handshake?