You need to burn some airline miles, and take a trip to Wisconsin. There's a little place south of Fond du Lac just off I-41 called Kelley's Creamery. It will put Häagen-Dazs to shame, to the point that you'll end up moving to WI. Eating cheese curds and ice cream all day. Thank fully, there's a lot of cows there, so as long as you keep a window open, no one will notice.