Instant death, making up something like that here. No joke at all, it's a benefit:

Free Internet Access
We know you like to keep in touch with home, so we are also pleased to reward your repeat business with free internet access while you are onboard. Times and availability are dependent upon the ship.


Go to Princess.com, click on Captains Circle, then the description for Platinum (I'd post the link, but it's a Java open and not a URL, so you have to click it from the opening page)