OP
thank you for making my day reading this thread!
This has got to be one of the most full-on blags that has subsequently unravelled (spectacularly) that I have ever seen
As staff, I know the feeling of flying a lot and not getting showered with the TPs and benefits that the rest of you get but this guy has taken the definition of wannabe to a new level :-::-:
Thank you again for keeping me entertained on an otherwise mundane Thursday morning in Heathrow ^
P.R.N