You had me until this:
"- IMHO, Soneva Sushi must be the best resort in the world for families with children. The newly opened children’s club, designated ‘The Den’, is nothing less than a spectacular jungle villa. The club has (amongst many other features) a pirate ship, 2 pools, a cinema, and a bar/kitchen for the little VIP guests."
Looks like a fabulous island to visit, if doing so is with the family.