These posts are hilarious! Keep em coming.
I had a similar experience in Seattle. 5 years ago when I was a starving student had to go for an interview in Seattle. My travel on a shoestring guide recommended Aurora Ave for cheap hotels. I pulled into the Geisha Inn because it had such a nice sign. ....Not really thinking about what Geisha meant. Well, I should have just turned around when the guy asked if I wanted a waterbed or a circular bed but I didnt. I should have turned around when I saw the clientel learing at me from 2nd floor. I should have ran screaming when I saw the card on the bed that explained how to get Xrated movies and by the way, prostitution was not allowed. The room was done in red shag carpet...even the walls. The curtains didnt shut, and the door didnt lock properly. As panic took hold I called my fiance back in California. He reminded me what a Geisha did for a living and advised me to "get the @#$ out of there!" and I did.