Whoa. EastWest's hotel probably takes the cake, albeit the nocturnal activities of the working gals would have provided entertainment.

My worst hotel stay was at the Motel 6 in Douglas, AZ. Pretty shabby room with a one inch gap under the door. But, since it was a staging area for the illegals who just entered Los Estados Unidos, it was entertaining.

Unfortunately, the county lockup was next door and "sqwuack! Prisoner Valdez (etc.) report to the office" was heard throughout the evening and into the early A.M. Absent some excellent Mexican food, the best place to eat in town was the Texaco gas station (also next door) which offered amazingly good fried chicken.