Staying at a beachside resort in St. Thomas in the early 80's. There had been reports of a fair number of crimes against tourists in the VI.

About 2:30 one night, my (now) wife and I are awakened by a loud scream. "HELLLLLLPPPPPPPP!"

I go rushing over to the window, to look out in the area between the buildings (we were up on the 3rd floor). Realize I don't have my contacts in or glasses on, and would not be able to see a GD thing.

Find my glasses, as we hear another "HELLLLPPPPP!" OMG -- realize it is coming from the room next door.

Grab the phone, and dial "0" for the front desk. HELLLLPPPP. Get the front desk on the phone. As I am relating to them what is going on , that someone's being attacked next door -- suddenly, another scream. "HELLLLP. Oh, HELLLP Me! HELLLLPPP ME BABY!!!" Help me baby!"

Me to front desk - "Nevermind."

Noise stopped, but my wife and I kept nudging each other and whispering "help me baby!" and could not get back to sleep for an hour or more, laughing each time.

Finally saw the middle-aged couple (all dressed in leather) as they were leaving their room a couple days later.

Help Me Baby!!