<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by Dromomaniac:
Attention: We are on security alert orange...
And I give a **** ... why?
Then of course there is, Smoking is permitted in designated smoking areas... Well, duh! 
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This isn't announcement-related, but I love the signs I've seen that say we're on Orange Alert Level that stayed up even after it went back to yellow. Great. Thanks for the useful information.