Route: ORD-CVG
Fare: V
Status: status? I don't need no stinkin' status. DYKWHIA?
What Happened: The episode documented
here (briefly my flight was cancelled due to the pilots going over their hours due to a combination of de-icing, ramp traffic, sitting around so they could calculate their hours, and to top it all off an aborted takeoff)
Compensation: 4,000 SkyPesos
Seems kind of skimpy even for a status-less 99%er like myself...