I gotta big red or black flag

Everywhere is hell for me. The immagration guy gives me a funny look and either sends me to a special office ala EWR. Or writes in a code, and when it comes to customs clearance, I get to go to the special table and get everything looked through, and lots of questions asked.. They especially love me in HNl, and my home airport SFO (yet SFO is quite friendly at times..)