Thank for sharing - this is hilarious. Basically you concede that Hyatt's lower tier product has the best rooms, best beds and best reward program. But for you breakfast trumps all!

Certainly you are entitled to your opinion but I gotta say any one of the other 3 factors would - in and of itself - trump breakfast and coffee for me. Breakfast (and coffee) is something I can usually buy anywhere (excepting a few African countries I visit, but certainly in the US) - but a good night's sleep before a jam-packed work day is priceless, as are points that buy me top tier rooms.

To each his own.