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Old Sep 26, 2003 | 1:32 am
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DaDOKin DC
 
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Well, Qantas has succeeded in solving many wether and traffic-related problems for several US cities

By moving Dallas north -- no more dreadfully hot summers

By moving Denver south near the Gulf of Mexico (that IS the Gulf of Mexico, isn't it?), no more snowstorms in Aril and May. Then again, it will wreak havoc on the skiing industry.

No more 'lake effect' in Chicago because apparently there are not more Great Lakes!

I did not realize San Jose was equidistant from SFO and LAX, but with Bay traffic the way it is . . .
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