Originally Posted by
jlmcp
Driving to Vancouver, Canada from Seattle, WA with some fellow attendees of a hacker conference in late 1999:
Canadian Border Agent: "Gentlemen, do you have any drugs, firearms, or dangerous materials in the vehicle?"
My (idiot) friend, after leaning towards the officer: <snif> "Yeah, sure, whadda ya need?"
... add another 4 hours delay to the trip for being smart-asses. Good story now, but sucked at the time.
Jake
Cannot believe this hasn't been picked up on in the proceeding pages - but totally not original.
That line is from Steven Wright - I Have A Pony, Circa 1985
Shame on you