<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by wideman:
I have been in a gorilla suit, and I will assure you that it is extremely warm inside. That said, you could have a great deal of fun, and probably get plenty of free drinks.
I do not, however, recall ever being in a gorilla suit when neither sober nor stoned to the everloving bone. On one occasion, I stood outside Pete's, on Broad St, in the Financial District in Boston, flagging down cars and asking for directions to the Franklin Park Zoo.
On another, more unfortunate occasion, I went in the gorilla suit to the Stoneham Zoo, an unhappy place that I now realize is not a suitable place for most of its creature-inhabitants. Anyhow, I headed over to the large cage where a baboon spent its days. On seeing me, the poor beast went apesh!t, so to speak, and took a flying leap at the front of the cage. My heart rate (and that of my friend who put me up to it, admittedly without much resistance) jumped about 1000-fold, and our feet hit the ground maybe 4 times racing to the car.</font>
Sorry for the long quote but all I can say is ... and I'm LMAO!!!!
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Remind me to wear furry sandels thru TSA next time!