Hah!!!
I literally flew LAX-NRT yesterday and thought the exact same thing.
I was going to post a thread on it.
What sucks is that I saw the SYD-LAX D1 menu that was inadvertently left in the pocket near my D1 seat and it looked delicious.
The purser noted my "this is the worst menu I have ever seen in business class" comment and told me that that seems to be the consensus among pax with this chef. I'll post the menu later.