Anyone who is a snorer or partner of a snorer knows that snoring is rarely an easy problem to solve. I know of no snorers who saw wood intentionally.

However, if you know that you do snore, you can do the following to minimize the extent of your snoring:

• Do drink plenty of water. The more hydrated you are and the moister your throat area, the less you are likely to snore loudly.
• Do not drink any alcohol. Alcohol dehydrates you, and you will snore more often and more loudly after drinking. Yes, I know. But think of it as a fair trade: you're still likely to snore some, so you pay a small price, and your cabinmates pay a small price.