The above video:
I can assure you, this menu has been "specially devised for the difficult"!

LUVIT!!!
Originally Posted by
jimrpa
Anyway, on this flight, the FA serving our side of the cabin was slow and not really doing a good job of the service.
When she finally got around to bringing out the inedible glop, there were the usual two crappy cellophane wrapped rolls

You must've UG'ed with a GUC, right?!?