HOLY COW!
Bravo, fine Sir!
Thank you for making this the best Boxing Day ever! I started this TR early this morning with a mug of Colombian coffee (with a nip or two of Kahlua added), continued on with a Goose Island IPA over lunch and have just now finished with a glass of Woodford Reserve (rocks), all consumed in your honor.
What an amazing read, a fantastic journey and heartfelt thanks for the time, energy and creativity you've put into this report. Kudos!