Had a recent Qantas flight CHC/SYD on a 767, sitting in first row of J with girlfriend (now fiancee). On take off, the coffee pots , along with trays, etc actually fell out and bounced down the RHS aisle with water running back into Y (crew hadn't closed latches properly). I heard it all coming and stuck my foot out to stop whatever I could (in case it injured somebody behind), resulting in bruised and wet leg (thankfully water was still cold).
FA's were so apologetic but very contrite (and gay) CSM got on PA and announced:
"We apologise to all passengers about the loud noise on take-off...only the coffee pot trying to escape to the rear gallery where his girlfriend the teapot lives. He has been arrested, fined and sent to solitary confinement"
Made us all smile