Several years ago, when it was more fun to fly, we landed in Denver, bounced and touched down again. The flight attendent announced, "Welcome to Denver. We hope you enjoyed both of those landings..."

On another trip, the flight attendent included this in her pre-takeoff instructions, "In the event of a loss of cabin pressure, an oxygen mask will appear. Place the mask on your face...If you are traveling with small children, place the mask on your face first, then place the mask on the child. If you are traveling with more than one small child, place the mask on the child you love the most first".