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Old Apr 14, 2002 | 12:06 am
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cblaisd
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The United Express/Skywest FA on a sleeply early morning MRY-SFO flight who said "In the event of a water landing, you seat cushion may be used as a floatation device. However, in order to retrieve your checked luggage you must have the seat cushion dry cleaned and returned to United Express."
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