Backstory: I'm a Morton's VIP member. Last night I went to Morton's and got a server I've had before. She acknowledged my VIP status and even recognized me yet she still went through the whole menu and specials in painstaking detail. Also, any time a dish was mentioned, she would go into great detail about what was in it.

I wanted to gouge my eyes out.

I love it when they say, "Welcome back Mr. United747. I'm sure you know the menu quite well, but would you like a refresher on anything?"