Sitting in 5D on a 320 waiting to leave LHR for BRU I couldn't help noticing how many people walking down the aisle were hitting me with bags carried on their shoulder as they walked past. Not a single one said a thing.

Is this a new game I'm not aware of? What is the highest score? Do I hit them back in round 2 or do they get to use my seat as a lever when they need to visit the bathroom? Does BAs 2 bag policy not correlate properly with the number of hands of the average BA passenger?

As a data point - full flight so bags will now need to be offloaded as they won't all fit. And fastrack boarding was for all BAEC and done simultaneously with the general boarding queue ie no fastrack.