Hummm, strange that no one ever contacts me for quotes in news stories...

Guess it tough to be taken seriously when you start off a show with... "In other news, the Village Idiot has some ideas that will revolutionize air travel as we know it today. His idea, using a system of slingshots ands catapults to move passengers quickly and..."

Or maybe people can't spell my email address correctly? But really, is excuseme_haveyouseenmyvillageanywherearoundhere@ho tmail.com all that difficult?
Great thing is, I've never gotten any spam...

come to think of it, I never get regular email either, strange.