Originally Posted by
Pausanias
May I ask as an innocent in these sorts of things, how exactly do you put this bribe into words. "And hey, buddy, book this table for us and I'll give you 50 cents.' Or, 'Book these theatre seats and I'll be eternally grateful.' ???

I actually very rarely make concierge requests proior to arrival, except perhaps straightforward restaurant reservations on occasion.
I tend to be a relatively low maintenance guest, and rarely go anywhere for less than a week long stay, so I am not pressed for time and often prefer making my own arrangements whenever I can. If I make requests of the concierge, it's usually just in passing in the lobby/club. I really appreciate it when they can pull off small miracles for me now and then when it matters most, but otherwise I do not make a habit of giving them laundry lists of requests.