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To 10 Effects of Hooters Air on Frequent Flyers

10. Chicken wings replace peanuts
9. Elite levels: Silver, Gold, Orange
8. Everyone wants an aisle seat
7. Can't say "hubs" without snickering
6. Secondary screening lines will be longer than the check-in lines
5. Upgrades will now be known as implants
4. Airline lounge will have a $10 cover charge
3. Water landings become an attractive alternative
2. The best seat on the plane? 36D

And the number 1 effect of Hooters Air on Frequent Fliers...

1. Inflight entertainment? Turbulence.