<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by JetTroop:
Will you have a FF program? What about fees for changing reservations? :-)</font>
We hope to implement those "Customer Enhancements" in the 2nd quarter of 2003.
The FF program is going to be named "Mileage Minus". The rewards levels are:
1) Silver Turd - killed 1 person
2) Gold Turd - killed or maimed 10 persons
3) Platinum Turd - killed or maimed 50 persons
4) and...our exclusive top level - Executive Platinum Turd - reserved for our most distinguished guests - those on the Most Wanted Terrorists top 10. *
*(note, we will NOT comp this level from any other airline - so don't even ask!)
With regards to the change fee, we are considering several options, including:
1) 2 AK 47's & 100 grenades
2) your 1st born son and wife
3) shave your beard and mustache, and your legs and armpits as well
4) mystery fee (might be something like - date with Anna Nicole Smith)
Applications are due ASAP. Please download your applications from
www.fbi.gov now and submit electronically.
[This message has been edited by UALOneKPlus (edited 10-28-2002).]