I know the TSA has been a hot topic for many people on here. Many people like Spiff feel strongly one way, and many others feel strongly the other way.

Rather than continue to philosophically debate this issue ad nauseum, I'm going to do something about it!!!!

I'm starting my own airline as of midnight tonight. It's going to be called....

Terrorist Express(copyright/registered/trademark 2002, UALOneKPlus)

Only terrorists will be allowed to fly this airline, with radio controlled piloting from the ground.

There will be NO TSA. Terrorists will be allowed (even encouraged) to bring whatever weapons of mayhem they see fit onboard.

When in the air, terrorists will be encouraged to smoke, walk about in turbulence, rush the cockpit, shoot people, throw grenades, slit one another's throats.

There shall be one flight daily, from Iraq to some undetermined destination. Roundtrip is free, on us...

We hope to successfully complete one month of flight operations, with total loss of aircrafts. Then we shall have an IPO, hopefully to raise additional capital for expanded services throughout the world, so terrorists everywhere will no longer have to fret about what civilian airline to board, when they can hijack their very own airline!!!



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The terrorist that gets the most frequent flier points will be given his own 30 minute interview on Al Jazeera.

Terrorist Express, come fly the unfriendly skies with us!

Reservations: 1-800-Ican-Hijack
Customer Service: 1-666-Goto-Hell

[This message has been edited by UALOneKPlus (edited 10-28-2002).]