OK, I'll say what everyone else is thinking... If you played a
real instrument, maybe she wouldn't have asked.
...
Just kidding, please forgive me, I just couldn't resist!


I happen to love the bass. I promise.
Best I can offer is empathy, that's pretty crap. Who knows though, she may have had a rough morning... I try to give people a wide berth when they make mistakes liek this.