Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Still going through ORD security when boarding has already started
Programs: AA EXP, UA Silver, HH Gold, Bonvoy Gold, IHG Plat, Hyatt Disco, Reno Air MEGA Platinum
Posts: 10,312
DIA is constantly paging people. There is nowhere in the airport where you can't hear it. If you're really bored you can page fictitious people with difficult to pronounce names and listen to the announcers stumble over them. Childish? Absolutely! But entertaining nonetheless.
"... Mr. Jablomy, Mr. Heywood Jablomy, please pick up a white courtesy telephone."