Latest news is that the younger, hipper, Starwood properties will immediately be given glass doors (entrance and bathroom), and any desk in the hotel will immediately be tossed into the parking lot and burned. Meanwhile, Marriott properties will be renovated to look like 1980s Soviet governmental offices.

Finally, Courtyard properties will meander along, lost with glass doors on rooms entry, shared bathrooms, and a standing desk facing the corner. In room entertainment will be provided by GoGo, same as the airplanes, and will occasionally work.