I think you might be taking this a little seriously. I don't think anyone at the SFO is going to be having wet dreams over this type of activity.

If the OP wants to claim then let him get on with it. I wouldn't bother personally but then BA usually manages to give me a reasonably significant number of TPs and avios each year for flights I've not taken or have flown on redemption so it is a bit of swings and roundabouts from where I sit.