Travelers at MCO are much safer after the toddler was relieved of the blunt-tipped metal fork shown in the lower right-hand corner of the photo:

New York Times Magazine Photos

It's no wonder that citizens of other nations often laugh at the USA.

Me, I'd much rather be attacked by a toddler with that fork (or even a real terrorist with that fork) than by anyone with the sharp plastic knives that are allowed on board.

FAA: Keep up the good work!