Random thoughts from trips to LA:

...Wouldn't you hate to be a server at the Telepathy Restaurant?

...Overheard two valley girls looking at shoes, saying "those are really tight". I mean, how did they know without trying them on?

...How did Ozone Ct. get its name?

...You know it's all marketing when the most successful roadside beggar you have seen works a sign that reads "Blonde, Please Help"

...And then there is the receptionist who is unlucky enough to work at "One More Spa Store".

...The Museum of Tolerance? Man, I've had it up to here with that crap.

...How much more expense account business would they see if their name wasn't "Thai Porn Restaurant"?

...Which freeway wreck reporter coined the term, "Car-b-Que"?

And this was a slow day...