- Contact United Asset Management and discuss the possibility of purchasing some old United First seats for your new home theater.

- Purchase lots of tableware, glassware, and cutlery with airline logos from eBay.

- Serve booze at your home only from "minis."

- Make certain your toilet bowl water is dyed a dark blue.

- Subscribe to home delivery of Hemispheres Magazine.

- Install a gate reader at your front door.

- Serve your dinner guests in order of their airline status.

and finally...

- Hang out at SFO on your days off.

Good Luck!