OMNI - Comicwoman's comment reminds me of an old joke told to me by a crusty old sergeant-major in a British Mess.

Seems there were these two young leftenants arguing about making love - one contended that making love was 50% pleasure and 50% work; the other insisted that it was 90% pleasure and only 10% work. They decided to get the Regimental sergeant-major to settle the matter.

Going to the sergeant-major, they explained the issue. The sergeant-major thought for a moment, and opined that making love had to be 100% pleasure.

One of the leftenants asked how he came to that conclusion. The sergeant-major replied, "Because of there were any work at all involved, you officers would be having the enlisted doing it for you."

OK, back to my cave.