Seems like Gary's got a real chip on his shoulder.

He's always reminding us that he's 41 (even though he looks 60 in his pics), he's doing a solid week of posting his FICO score, and he litters his posts with the cook kid sayings (BFF, super stylin'!). We get it: you're young and hep!

Gary: I'd think a blogger should be made of sterner stuff.

We all know, like Liberace, he's laughing all the way to the bank.