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Old Oct 3, 2015 | 1:55 pm
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lobo411
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There should be a fluid waste sample required from all passengers before boarding. Then, when you use the lav, the toilet should be able to identify whether you're using the proper facility for your ticket. If you choose wrongly, a trap door would open beneath your feet. I'll leave it to the board to decide whether the chute should direct lav-cheaters to the cargo hold or to jettison them from the aircraft.
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