Email The Sun newspaper or the Mirror.Try the Sun first. Tell them of the response you have had, and that this might be the last thing this girl does on the earth. Play it hard. They have the necessary clout, for God's sake this tired old red Nose thing is a charity. The reason for the date of the 16th is that is the day of the telethon. I will be in spain on the 16th itself, I am so sorry.
Paul