I think you are already there in the Republic of Texas. They speak English (sort of), they have lots of McDonald's, plenty of shopping, your choice of Westins and Sheratons. You don't even need to use the miles for this trip. Give them to me! I'll go to Paris. I'll take on the burden of struggling with my French, reading the International road signs, enjoying the cafes, boulangeries, etc. And I think we'd both be very happy.