Do you have an enemy in need of a "gift?"

I recall there was one particular chocolate-infused wine which was, in the words of a fantastic wine shop proprietor I know, "What you should get if you decide you just have to make the mistake of buying chocolate wine." It was actually mostly wine-like, albeit fortified like a port, and dark red, instead of chalky brown.

The worst wine I've ever had was a "port" from a WV vineyard. It tasted roughly like off-brand cherry cough syrup. I did bring some in to the wine shop proprietor above, and told him, "This is the worst thing you will ever taste, but... you have to try it just to say you've done so." He tried it, and agreed with my assessment (and probably eliminated my case discount for the next 6 months as punishment).