Boomer:
My favorite - they were taking a snooze on the floor.
I checked into some hotel (forget which) in Fort Smith, AR at 1:30am. The sign on the door said, "PLEASE KNOCK". I knocked on the glass and watched the person get up an come to the window.
Same thing happened at a Quality Inn in Flint, MI.
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