Here's to the pompous, burly German speaking dumbum on LH2070 yesterday who, when boarded saw me in 2F and mockingly joked in German about me with the burly German speaking guy in 2A about how I was in his seat. He then sits down in 2C only to be told by a pax that just boarded that it was the pax's seat... so the dumbum pompously flashes his BP to the SD claiming that I took his seat... and lo and behold, the dumbum is in Y.
Oh, and it was nice using the buttonhole on the LH napkin. Nothing glorious. It was just a hole (in the napkin), but the lumbering oaf German speaking dumbum was different kind of hole.