No matter how many times I hear about it, I just can't believe how many of you guys do thousands of dollars spread out over multiple cards in one trip.

You guys must live in some sort of alternate universe where everyone is friendly, smiling and skipping along without care.

Either that or you're the kind of people who are just absolutely delusional, clueless, and unable to read facial cues given off by the employees.

I am not going to judge you though, if you've got a good thing going for you, that's cool. I just find it hard to believe.