Originally Posted by
OsakaWino
I actually enjoy their enterprising of use of adjectives.
Amazing offers ... but there are no offers, amazing or otherwise, described in the text
And
a sumptuous array of three kinds of appetizers
when not only is it difficult to imagine "3 appetizers" comprising a "sumptuous array", but the reported result is so infinitely different from the description.
Since you used quotes, I must note that "3 appetizers" is different from "three kinds of appetizers".