Thanks guys! I knew my expectations were too low. A couple of my favorites:
Originally Posted by
orca15
Don't forget the personalized zip line to get you from A34 to B2 in ATL when a Porsche is not fast enough to make your connection. Which of course assumes that they can't hold the flight for you, as they normally would, because a Kryptonium Medallion is already on board.
NICE! I'll be sure to bring a GoPro along for the ride
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Originally Posted by
MSPeconomist
Actually you can order a FO to carry your bags. They usually provide better service than kettles, who might not be aware of the related requirement to remove jackets and throw them on the ground so that the DM can walk on the jacket rather than a dirty or wet floor.
And as the FO is walking along with my stuff, I'll be sure to say, "If you keep working hard, you can be me one day," kinda like a boss talking to interns on their team.
